Weird Muggle Things

100 words :: Harry Potter :: Harry, Ron, Hermione :: 2/18/05
“It looks like the giant squid mated with…something. I don’t remember learning about anything like that.”


“What is that anyway?” Ron cranes his neck, peering down at his bicep. “It looks like the giant squid mated with…something. I don’t remember learning about anything like that.”

“That’s because it isn’t anything we studied,” Harry says. “It’s from a Muggle book.”

“Muggles come up with the weirdest thi-”

He’s interrupted by a piercing shriek.

“Calm down, Hermione.” Ron rolls his eyes. “It’s only a temporary tattoo. I have the spell right-”

“You are not worthy to bear the visage of Lord Cthulhu!”

Harry blinks and looks at Ron, who shrugs. “Guess all that revision’s finally taken its toll.”