Rhetorical Question
~1600 words :: LotRiPS :: Dom/Orlando, Elijah/Orlando, Dom/Elijah :: 12/31/06
Dom knows he hasn’t got a chance with Orlando, but can’t a man at least have his wank fantasies?
fanfiction by kyuuketsukirui
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~1600 words :: LotRiPS :: Dom/Orlando, Elijah/Orlando, Dom/Elijah :: 12/31/06
Dom knows he hasn’t got a chance with Orlando, but can’t a man at least have his wank fantasies?
200 words :: Bleach :: Rukia :: 12/29/06
Rukia is home and things are back to normal(ish), but for some reason, it’s not as great as she’d thought it would be.
~100 words :: Sky Captain :: Joe/Dex :: 12/26/06
It’s probably wrong, and there’s no way Joe means it like that.
~1100 words :: The Dark Is Rising :: Will/Bran :: 12/25/06
Will doesn’t know what he was expecting when he accepted Jane’s invitation to Christmas dinner with her and Bran, but this isn’t it.
100 words :: LotRiPS :: Dom/Elijah :: 12/25/06
Times change, as much as Elijah wishes they wouldn’t.
~300 words :: Mina de Malfois :: Mina/Arc :: 12/24/06
Mina is typically clueless, especially when it comes to analysing dreams.
~500 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 12/22/06
Lying face-down in the snow for what must be the fiftieth time today alone, Ewan finds himself beginning to question the wisdom of blowing his entire paycheque on a ski holiday in France when he can’t fucking ski.
~2100 words :: Harry Potter :: Harry/Snape :: 10/27/06
Harry is determined to track down the mysterious man behind SNAP, but things don’t quite go as planned when he eventually finds him. (Note: Commentary for this fic can be found here.)
~1000 words :: Josh Hartnett/Elijah Wood :: 10/5/06
Josh is the coolest friend Elijah’s ever dreamed of having and this is the best year at camp ever. (Note: Commentary for this fic can be found here.)
~1400 words :: LotRiPS :: Dom/Elijah :: 10/4/06
Elijah’s summer job’s been boring as fuck until tonight.
~1000 words :: LotRiPS :: Dom/Elijah :: 10/3/06
Clearly a surfing holiday in New Zealand is the best idea Orli ever had.
~900 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 9/13/06
In hindsight, Ewan probably shouldn’t have left the door open, but even then, he’s not sure it wouldn’t have happened some other way.
~200 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 8/26/06
It was one thing to hear rumblings and gurglings when he had his mouth to Ewan’s belly as he fumbled with his fly. Hardly the first time he’s heard stomach noises at a time like this, after all. But when it’s become the loudest sound in the room, though, reminding Jude just why stomachs are said to growl – because it sounds like there’s something fucking alive in there – well, that’s another story altogether.
~1700 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/27/04 – 7/30/06
A handful of domestic stories set in a universe where Jude and Ewan have a kid together. (Note: These were written over the course of a couple years and are posted in the order I wrote them, so the internal timeline skips around a bit.)
~500 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 7/24/06
This is not the answer Jude expected when he asked Ewan what he thinks about when he wanks.
~900 words :: LotRiPS :: Dom/Elijah/Hannah Wood :: 7/21/06
Elijah knows about Dom and Hannah (though Hannah thinks he doesn’t). Dom maybe kinda sorta knows about Elijah and Hannah (or at least Elijah’s pretty sure). Hannah only thinks she knows about Dom and Elijah (and Elijah likes it that way). (Note: This is a remix of the_larch’s Replacements, written for LotRiPS Remix.)
~300 words :: LotRiPS :: Dom/Elijah :: 7/13/06
Tea can’t solve this problem.
~700 words :: Harry Potter :: Sirius/James :: 5/31/06
Sirius doesn’t see why what James does with Lily should have anything to do with what he does with James. (Note: This was remixed for Remix…Redux V.)
~400 words :: Harry Potter :: Sirius/Remus, Sirius/James :: 5/22/06
James isn’t jealous. Being jealous would mean he wants Sirius, which he doesn’t.
~1300 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 5/15/06
Ewan likes watching porn and Johnny Lawless is his favourite star. (Note: Commentary for this fic can be found here.)
200 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 5/6/06
It’s not what he wants, but Jude takes what he can get.
~2200 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 5/1/06
Ewan’s deadline gets pushed up and Jude is assigned to help him finish the project.
~900 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/26/06
Ewan can’t help but notice how Jude sticks the tip of his tongue out when he concentrates. Things go downhill from there.
~300 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor, Jude Law/Rachel Weisz :: 4/24/06
But it’s just what you say to girls, isn’t it? What gets them into bed. Or onto the sofa, as the case may be. It’s not like Jude means it. He can’t.
~600 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/23/06
They have a deal: if Ewan brings someone home, all shagging should take place in his own bedroom, and the same goes for Jude. Now, a bit of a snog on the sofa while you’re watching a video, that’s fine. What’s not fine is coming home to find your flatmate shoved up against the wall in the hallway with his jeans around his thighs and some bloke’s tongue down his throat. That’s definitely against the rules, no question about it.
~300 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/21/06
The bathroom greets him with the acrid smell of vomit and Ewan’s snoring.
~200 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/20/06
Ewan pays Jude a visit while he’s working late.
~500 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/19/06
Ewan’s jeans are harder to get off, sticking to his skin and catching on his feet, and it’s only when he’s bending down to peel off his socks that he realises he’s starkers in the middle of the hallway and Jude is just standing there.
~200 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/18/06
Giving a blowjob in the loo may be gross, but sometimes it’s worth it.
~3800 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/15/04 -4/17/06
The first time, Ewan was surprised this bloke even approached him. Bloody gorgeous and what does he need to be paying for sex? But pay he does, nervously, like he’s never done this before. And maybe he hasn’t, or maybe it’s an act; Ewan doesn’t care one way or the other. (Note: This is a set of stories written over two years. Dates represent the dates the stories take place in the timeline, which jumps around a bit. While I had wanted to write more in this universe, the stories are complete and the most recent one ends where I wanted the series to end, so it is not a work-in-progress.)
~1000 words :: Star Wars :: Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon :: 4/3/06
All his life, Obi-Wan has been taught that no Jedi are stronger than a bonded pair; it’s not something he can easily let go of. (Note: This is a remix of Fox’s In Which Fox Meets Emu’s Challenge, written for Remix…Redux IV.)
~200 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 3/6/06
Ewan can’t believe he’s reduced to working in a fucking cinema…
~700 words :: I ♥ Huckabees :: Albert/Brad :: 3/4/06
Folded up neatly in his pocket is another poem, scribbled on a Kleenex as Brad lay dozing next to him. It’s called “The Brightest Star”, and despite the fact that Albert waxed lyrical about Brad’s face, physique, and proficiency at fellatio, he can’t quite bear to throw it away.
~1500 words :: Harry Potter :: Sirius/Remus :: 2/22/06
Remus has a secret that has nothing to do with the full moon.
~1100 words :: LotRiPS :: Dom/Elijah/Hannah Wood :: 2/13/06
Dom is the guy Hannah meets at college. Not the only guy, of course, but the one girls dream about in high school. The guy who’ll sweep them off their feet when they’re on the other side of the country, away from home for the first time in their lives. The One, even. Hannah is prone to fits of romanticism.
100 words :: Harry Potter :: Sirius/Remus :: 2/5/06
Sirius never swallows.
~800 words :: Harry Potter :: Sirius/Remus, Sirius/Harry :: 1/29/06
Even with James dead and gone for fourteen years, Sirius still can’t forget him. Remus was foolish to think otherwise. (Note: Commentary for this fic can be found here.)
~1000 words :: Harry Potter :: Sirius/Remus, Remus/Tonks :: 1/26/06
Remus knows it isn’t right, but it’s easier this way. (Note: This was remixed by Lady Goodman for Remix…Redux IV.)
~500 words :: Brokeback Mountain :: Alma :: 1/11/06
Her voice didn’t break and she didn’t say don’t you wait for your prince, ’cause he ain’t comin’, or other things a four-year-old wouldn’t understand.
~1300 words :: Star Wars :: Obi-Wan/Anakin :: 1/9/06
Anakin’s realisation that Obi-Wan’s relationship with Qui-Gon went beyond master and padawan fuels his desire to have Obi-Wan for himself. (Note: Commentary for this fic can be found here.)
~1300 words :: LotRiPS :: Dom/Elijah :: 1/5/06
Dom is shocked at what he finds on Elijah’s iPod and decides a little punishment is in order. (Note: Commentary for this fic can be found here.)