Jude Law/Ewan McGregor

The Best Way to Be Happy

100 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 6/18/11
This isn’t the best part, because the best part is everything, but there’s something about lying here like this after, sleepy and sweaty and pleasantly sore. (Note: This is a sequel of sorts to You I Thought You Knew Me. It’s not the direct sequel I wanted to write, where Jude realises he wants to hurt Ewan like that, but it is set sometime after that, and hopefully eventually I will write the fic that’s supposed to be between these.)

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2011
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You I Thought You Knew Me

~1600 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 3/31/10
Jude gets a few odd looks. Of course he does. He’d be more surprised if people didn’t stare. After all, he’s got three days worth of stubble and he’s wearing a push-up bra. He’s packing today, too, but the breasts tend to draw more attention than the crotch.

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2010
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Afterglow

100 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 8/30/07
The window’s open, the curtains fluttering with a breeze that doesn’t reach the bed. The sheets are damp with sweat and jizz; the smell of it fills the room.

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2007
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Feeling Pretty Psyched

~500 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 1/13/07
“Oh,” the boy says a split-second later, his hand hovering over the empty space where the tape used to be. “Was that-” He flips through the rest of the R.E.M. albums and sighs, his shoulders slumping. “It is.” A hint of a whine creeps into his voice and his lower lip juts out in a pout. “The last one.”

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2007
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The Kindness of Strangers

~500 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 12/22/06
Lying face-down in the snow for what must be the fiftieth time today alone, Ewan finds himself beginning to question the wisdom of blowing his entire paycheque on a ski holiday in France when he can’t fucking ski.

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2006
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Easier to Lie and Be Safe

~900 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 9/13/06
In hindsight, Ewan probably shouldn’t have left the door open, but even then, he’s not sure it wouldn’t have happened some other way.

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2006
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Discovery

~200 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 8/26/06
It was one thing to hear rumblings and gurglings when he had his mouth to Ewan’s belly as he fumbled with his fly. Hardly the first time he’s heard stomach noises at a time like this, after all. But when it’s become the loudest sound in the room, though, reminding Jude just why stomachs are said to growl – because it sounds like there’s something fucking alive in there – well, that’s another story altogether.

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2006
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Haunted

~2300 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 8/7/06
As a scavenger, Ewan’s used to finding weird shit on old ships, but he’s never seen anything like this before. (Note: This is a mashup of Ruth’s EVA and Maneuvers written for Fandom Mashup.)

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2006
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Learning as You Go

~1700 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/27/04 – 7/30/06
A handful of domestic stories set in a universe where Jude and Ewan have a kid together. (Note: These were written over the course of a couple years and are posted in the order I wrote them, so the internal timeline skips around a bit.)

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2006
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Weird

~500 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 7/24/06
This is not the answer Jude expected when he asked Ewan what he thinks about when he wanks.

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2006
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Leave Me Shuddering for Days

~1300 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 5/15/06
Ewan likes watching porn and Johnny Lawless is his favourite star. (Note: Commentary for this fic can be found here.)

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2006
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Don’t Think

200 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 5/6/06
It’s not what he wants, but Jude takes what he can get.

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2006
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Deadline

~2200 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 5/1/06
Ewan’s deadline gets pushed up and Jude is assigned to help him finish the project.

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2006
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After School

~900 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/26/06
Ewan can’t help but notice how Jude sticks the tip of his tongue out when he concentrates. Things go downhill from there.

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2006
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Anywhere but Here

~300 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor, Jude Law/Rachel Weisz :: 4/24/06
But it’s just what you say to girls, isn’t it? What gets them into bed. Or onto the sofa, as the case may be. It’s not like Jude means it. He can’t.

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2006
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Against the Rules

~600 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/23/06
They have a deal: if Ewan brings someone home, all shagging should take place in his own bedroom, and the same goes for Jude. Now, a bit of a snog on the sofa while you’re watching a video, that’s fine. What’s not fine is coming home to find your flatmate shoved up against the wall in the hallway with his jeans around his thighs and some bloke’s tongue down his throat. That’s definitely against the rules, no question about it.

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2006
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Hangover

~300 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/21/06
The bathroom greets him with the acrid smell of vomit and Ewan’s snoring.

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2006
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Working Late

~200 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/20/06
Ewan pays Jude a visit while he’s working late.

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2006
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Wet

~500 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/19/06
Ewan’s jeans are harder to get off, sticking to his skin and catching on his feet, and it’s only when he’s bending down to peel off his socks that he realises he’s starkers in the middle of the hallway and Jude is just standing there.

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2006
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Worth It

~200 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/18/06
Giving a blowjob in the loo may be gross, but sometimes it’s worth it.

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2006
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This Dangerous but Irresistible Pastime

~3800 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/15/04 -4/17/06
The first time, Ewan was surprised this bloke even approached him. Bloody gorgeous and what does he need to be paying for sex? But pay he does, nervously, like he’s never done this before. And maybe he hasn’t, or maybe it’s an act; Ewan doesn’t care one way or the other. (Note: This is a set of stories written over two years. Dates represent the dates the stories take place in the timeline, which jumps around a bit. While I had wanted to write more in this universe, the stories are complete and the most recent one ends where I wanted the series to end, so it is not a work-in-progress.)

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2006
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Gladiator

~200 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 3/6/06
Ewan can’t believe he’s reduced to working in a fucking cinema…

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2006
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First Class

~1800 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 12/2/05
Ewan’s never flown first class before. Never had the money. Still doesn’t have the money, but he’s not paying for it. Coach was overbooked, but there was room in first class and he’d been the lucky one to get bumped up. (Note: Commentary by Ruth can be found here.)

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2005
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Not Pretty When You Cry

~700 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 7/19/05
Jude’s bolloxed everything up, but maybe it’s not so bad after all.

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Answer

100 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 7/18/05
Ewan isn’t sure whether it’s an invitation or utter cluelessness.

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In the Mirror

100 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 7/11/05
Jude’s morning ritual. (Note: This is a sequel to The Thin Line Between Love and Hate.)

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Rain

300 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 7/9/05
It won’t be grand. It’ll be freezing and I’ll, I’ll freeze to death, and you’ll have that on your conscience.

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Truth

~1300 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 5/23/05
“Truth,” Jonny says, thunking down another empty glass, “or dare?”

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The Beach

~400 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/22/05
Sand and handjobs don’t mix.

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Saturday

100 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/17/05
It’s Saturday, which means Indian after the pub.

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2005
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Just This Once

~500 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor, Jude Law/Robert Carlyle :: 4/12/05
Jude is up from London. Ewan doesn’t know what Carlyle’s got over Jude, but he’s got something. Has to have. Jude is mechanical when Carlyle cups his chin, turns his head, kisses him. Ewan thinks he could make Jude lose that detachment, but he’s not sticking around, and no way is he crossing Carlyle anyway.

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Holidays

~600 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 4/5/05
Two boys meet on holiday.

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2005
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The Shape of Things

100 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 3/31/05
Ewan’s words change everything.

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2005
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The Thin Line Between Love and Hate

~1000 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 3/7/05
Ewan hates Jude. Jude hates Ewan. No really. That’s why he can’t stop thinking about him.

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2005
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Voyeur

~300 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 12/1/04
Ewan feels like some creepy voyeur, getting off on watching his sleeping flatmate, and he wonders how he’ll be able to look Jude in the eye again after this.

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2004
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Flatmates

~600 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor, Jude Law/Jonny Lee Miller :: 11/15/04
Ewan spends his nights half wishing they’d sleep – not that they’re actually sleeping – in Jonny’s room instead of Jude’s, and half glad they don’t. Jude’s bedroom is the one that shares a wall with Ewan’s.

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2004
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Recognition

~4400 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 10/26/04
Ewan props his chin up in one hand and drums his fingers on the bar, and it’s only when something moving catches his eye – the bloke next to him shifting – that Ewan focuses on the mirrored tiles behind the bar. He’s appreciating the package – artfully mussed hair, mouth to die for, long, blunt fingers wrapped around his glass – when the bloke looks up, meeting Ewan’s eyes, and oh fuck, it’s him. (Note: This is a sequel to Anonimity. Co-written with Dee.)

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2004
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Not a Bad Idea

100 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 10/13/04
It’s a long damn way to fly just to spend a week with someone. Especially when they don’t know you’re coming.

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2004
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Sleeping Alone

100 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 10/13/04
It’s hard to fall asleep; he’s still not used to the bed feeling so empty.

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2004
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Paying for It

~800 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 9/30/04
“My nose! You’ve fucking broke my nose!”

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2004
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Anonimity

~1800 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 9/11/04
Ewan’s not innocent, not by any stretch of the imagination, but he’s never actually been propositioned out of the blue. Not in the toilets, anyway. And that is what’s happening here; there’s just no other possible explanation. (Note: Co-written with Dee.)

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2004
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Talking About It

~500 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor, Ewan McGregor/Carrie-Anne Moss :: 7/18/04
Carrie-Anne says, “Do you want to talk about it?” and somehow it all just comes spilling out.

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2004
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It’s the End of the World

1000 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 5/28/04
Ewan laughed and said he felt fine, sang the whole song over the phone, only he didn’t know all the words and made half of them up.

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2004
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